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 18:07 | 28/May/2007 |
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| They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old g...
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| 17:51 | 28/May/2007 |
| Three plastic surgeons | |
| Three plastic surgeons were boasting about how clever they were. The first one claimed that he attended to a suicidal bloke who had jumped from a flat on the 46th floor and broke every bone in his body and after several operations using titanium rods, nuts, bolts and washers he managed to get him fit again, and in the last Olympics he won a gold me...
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| 17:32 | 24/May/2007 |
| Burdens and Sorrows ! | |
| A Husband come home from Church. He greets his wife and lifts her up. Having done that he carries her around the house. The wife is pleasantly surprised and asks:"Did the Pastor preach being romantic today?" The husband with a straight face says : " No he said we must carry our burdens and sorrows."
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| 11:58 | 19/May/2007 |
| Marriage | |
| When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Maude was devastated.A couple of months later, Maude also died.Once in heaven, Maude, anxiously looked for Joe.Suddenly, behind a cloud, she could clearly see him.She run towards him, calling his name: "Joe darling...".Joe said: "Hold your horses woman, and don't "darling" me. The deal ...
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| 11:58 | 19/May/2007 |
| Never lie to a woman. | |
| A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & ...
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| 11:27 | 19/May/2007 |
| Old biker | |
| A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar:CHEESEBURGER: $1.50CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50HAND-JOB: $10.00Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing s...
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| 11:23 | 19/May/2007 |
| Lesson in in rent payment. | |
| A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, re...
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| 11:20 | 19/May/2007 |
| PETS ALLOWED | |
| A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've beenoperating this hot...
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| 11:19 | 19/May/2007 |
| DELIVERY MISTAKE | |
| A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace".The owner was angry and so call the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was,the florist said, "Sir, I'm reall...
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| 12:33 | 11/May/2007 |
| I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm ... | |
| From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the carpark for a few minu...
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| News Domain | 12:36 | 6/Oct/2007 |
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| SantaSingh got his promotion and became principal in colledge. To keep up with his status, he decided tospeak only in English to all his juniors. One morning, his peon peeped through the doorto see if his principal was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, 'Why areyou outstanding! Please in...
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| praveen sharma | 20:49 | 30/Apr/2007 |
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| AZNABI TO NA KAHA KIJIYE |
| AZNABI TO NA KAHA KIJIYESHAAM HONE KO HAI, CHIRAG JALA DIJIYEMERE GHAR KO BHI ROSHAN KIYA KIJIYE AAP PAD LETE HAIN ANKHONN SE HALE-DILYE HUNUR JARA HUMKO BHI SIKHA DIJIYEAMAVAS KI RAAT HAI, UJALE KARNE HONGEAAP JULFON KO CHEHRE SE HATA DIJIYEEK ROJ TO KHUDA BHI MEHERBAAN HO JATA HAIAAP KAB MEHERBAAN HONGE, YE BATA DIJIYEJIS SAKHS NE DI HAI DARE-DIL...
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| ClubFreedom ... | 20:38 | 20/Apr/2007 |
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| Sabeer Ki Arzoo |
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| ~ : `Arzoo' :~Sabeer B hatia has relaunched A rzoo.Arzoo.com is a one-stop travel shop and is re-launched with vision, ‘To be your preferred travel partner for India’. It caters to different consumer segments including families planning for vacations, business travelers and individuals.Arzoo.com offers its customers the ability to book domestic and...
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| uma maheshwari | 11:02 | 24/Nov/2007 |
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| MEN AS I SEE THEM |
| MENM anu smrithi says ,"Women need someone to take care of them throughout their life", But I feel it is other way around because Men need to be chaperoned upon through out their life.When born it is the Mother who looks after them then it is the turn of the sisters .This continues even when they re...
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| Anjali shahi | 09:47 | 28/Mar/2007 |
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| Looking good |
| We all want to look good , but in our teenage due to hormonal changes , pollution , exam. stress ,often this seems virtually impossible to achieve. Nearly 80% of the teenagers get some degree of Acne (Pimple/Zits) . Acne - combination of blackheads, whiteheads & a variety of imflamed lesions, which appears in the form of pustules , bumps or la...
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| Nilesh Sangoye | 18:08 | 16/May/2007 |
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| snafu The mind clutters With tentative jitters Play with fire It'll unleash its ire A cosy nest Why I detest For a moment so brisk All I risk Fleeting emotions Senseless notions Fading vision All in unison An intuition precocious Stops the atrocious With steps unsure I regain composure All is well That ends well So close to hell Why did I dwell?
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| Cyril Paul | 23:23 | 9/Nov/2007 |
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| Phataaack!!! |
| Explosions everywhere. An otherwise dark sky is lit up in a grey haze. Some people run - some don't, choosing to stay and watch the explosions. Deafening noise all around, the kind that makes your heart leap to your throat. Sporadic gunfire - even little children know how to handle guns adroitly these days. A series of explosions go off somewhere t...
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| shailesh S | 17:12 | 8/Jun/2007 |
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| Ever You Wonder ………(Some stray thoughts…... |
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| Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?Why, any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner? If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight? Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why, when you change...
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| L KINI | 13:52 | 6/Dec/2007 |
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| Funny Equations |
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| I hope everybody remember about A Rasna cooldrink advertisement in our school days. One cute little girl in that advertisement always telling that "I LOVE YOU RASNA" Want to see her now Obviously Scroll down =========================Funny Equations!Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoyDonkey = eat + sleepTherefore,Human = Donkey + wor...
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| Bhagwat Prasad | 20:21 | 7/Dec/2007 |
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| Note: forwarded message attached. DELETE button is history. Unlimited mail storage is just a click away. OPTICAL ILLUSIONSHere are 7 pictures of semi-trucks that their trailers are painted to look like the sides are missing and the products they are hauling are painted on the sides and back. The first painting is one is of a bottle that looks like ...
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| Ashish G | 01:22 | 19/Apr/2007 |
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| Facts About Women |
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| Why are women so difficult to understand? Why relationships fall apart because of misunderstandings? What exactly do women want? Why men fail to properly understand the woman in their lives? These questions have been asked many a times but nothing has been done to seek those answers.http://factsaboutwomen.wetpaint. com is an effort in that regard. I...
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| nishant shah | 03:43 | 1/Dec/2007 |
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| Remember the days |
| Remember the DaysRemember the days when,We played at the beachside shed,Cloning the villas of sand and clayAnd when the oceans touched our feetWe would gleefully gaze the sun in crimson redRemember the days when,We used to hide candies from Mums eyesAnd our grandpas narrated the fables of the timberland.We swirled in the wind to catch the butterfly...
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| soumik ghanta | 03:23 | 14/Dec/2007 |
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| " Best Days of My Life" |
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| OT Presentation is about to over. The number of Days in IIFM now can becounted with the fingers. Two Years. Its like roller coaster ride.Staying away from West Bengal, Experience of meeting up with some Goodand Bad People,Gaining of weight of 3 - 4 Kilos, Becoming Smart (According to one of my Batchmate's statement), Learning speaking"Hindi" and ve...
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| Indu Vohra | 11:26 | 22/Jan/2007 |
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| How to beat the blues |
| Most of us suffer from Monday blues for the first half of the day, including me. As the sunday night approaches, I cannot but help wishing if the day was a little longer I could do a bit more, no no no a lot more!Well we all will have 24 hours always and will always try to pack in as much as possible. So the fight is eternal. I have started a few s...
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| bala murali | 15:53 | 7/May/2007 |
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| எஸà¯.எமà¯.எஸà¯. அனà¯à®ªà¯à®ªà®²à®¾à®®à®¾...2எனகà¯à®•à¯ வநà¯à®¤... சில எஸà¯.எமà¯.எஸà¯.************************* **********sacrifice is greater than love,charecter is greater than beauty,humanity is greater than wealth,but nothing is greater than confidence.never loose it*****"Nobody candiscover n...
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| bushra ali | 21:31 | 15/Jun/2007 |
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| terii Khushbuu kaa pataa karatii hai |
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| terii Khushbuu kaa pataa karatii hai mujh pe ehasaan havaa karatii hai shab kii tanhaa_ii me.n ab to aksar guftaguu tujh se rahaa karatii hai dil ko us raah pe chalanaa hii nahii.n jo mujhe tujh se judaa karatii hai zindagii merii thii lekin ab to tere kahane me.n rahaa karatii hai us ne dekhaa hii nahii.n varnaa ye aa.Nkh dil kaa ehavaal kahaa kar...
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| Alex Gomes | 09:56 | 23/Dec/2006 |
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| India Watch Out….Male Society Ahead!!! |
| (Hye folks…..I could not blog for considerable time as I was out surfing for a genuine business on net….found couple of them but still skeptical as I have already lost thousands of rupees trying them out….)About ten million female births in India may have been lost to abortion and sex selection over the past 20 years because of a conventional first...
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| Jayanthi Gur... | 22:51 | 27/Nov/2007 |
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| This is a forwarded msg. hope worth sharing with you all...If you have a function/party at your home and if there is excess food available at the end, don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India) - child helpline. They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this message which can help feed many children. PLEASE, DON'T BREAK THIS CHAIN, "He...
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| bulbultuk bu... | 10:46 | 2/Dec/2007 |
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| I LOVE YOU |
| I LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUHi ILAND FRIENDS , BULBUL IS ALIVE AND KICKING,FLUTTERING AND FLYING,HALE AND HEARTY,CHEERFUL AND POSITIVE AND WILL BE BACK SOON.....THE ABOVE SHOWS HOW MY LOVE FOR YOU ALL IS GROWING BY THE DAY..ONCE I AM BACK I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE JUSTICE TO MY RETURN AND BE ACTIVE AS EVER OR I...
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| raj andipatti | 22:28 | 15/Jul/2007 |
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| THE DEFEATED |
| Defeat is colourless......all alone......you.............................lick your wounds.......thinking, what might have been......Your dreams......lying shattered......in myriad pieces........What has gone wrong.......?.......................................... .....Agonising........you are all alone........................
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| Saakshee I | 19:28 | 7/Nov/2007 |
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| There's a minefield out there... |
| I'm surfing Iland these days incognito - no new post and not enough time to comment, so I’m busy favoriting Ilands, intending to go back to comment! However, I am incognito mainly becasue of them err... Youtubers! Oh yes you've seen them - Iland is being taken over by them Youtubers! You must be blind if you did not notice them song-and-dance post...
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| jasmeet singh | 11:29 | 5/Oct/2006 |
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| I must have been three when I first sat on the handle bar of my dad's Hero cycle. He had installed a small seat so that my derriere would be cushioned against the unavoidable bumps on the road. I would sit wide eyed holding the front bar feeling the breeze hit my face as we would ride to Juhu beach every Sunday. This was our weekly ritual; a treat ...
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| KANNAN KANNAN | 21:50 | 25/Aug/2007 |
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| HYDRABAD BLAST |
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| PEOPLE OF INDIA, IT IS THE GOVT WHO NEEDS TO HELP THE PEOPLE. BUT IF YOU SEE THEY JUST KEEP WATCHING SUCH KILLINGS UNTIL SOMEBODY QUESTIONS. IN BETWEEN THE INNOCENT PEOPLE WOULD GET KILLED LIKE THESE. LET US ASK THE GOVT OF INDIA, WHY SUCH THINGS ARE HAPPENING. THE GOVT KNOWS WHAT IS HAPPENING IN AND AROUND INDIA. IF THEY SEND THE ARMY TO CLEAN ALL...
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| mohiz world | 19:23 | 17/Jul/2007 |
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| Mind Block |
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| Why it happens, which I don’t want to happen?Is it true that your worst fear always come true?The things which I say I don’t want in my life, always happens.This is weird but truth of my life.I always took it in this way that whatever happened to me is because of my own decision. I can’t blame it anything else.God!! Ya he's always there and I...
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| D K | 20:55 | 15/Jun/2006 |
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| Awating Krrish |
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| Well,Here goes my Second Blog.I am really impatient 2 C Krrish. I have always loved superheroes: Spiderman, Superman, or any other man/woman. Well Hindi films will always have man...But then there R people who will be telling us 'Hindi films have always had superheroes.' .' http://www.rediff.com/movies/2006/jun/13 raja.htmBut then Krrish takes the S...
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| ZEUS ZEUS | 00:51 | 11/Dec/2007 |
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| The Tea-shop girl |
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| The corner shop that serves us teaAnd houses all furore.From rising price to falling starsIn voices shrill and sore.A pair of eyes does follow themLook askance at their dinWhen closing shop with little handsOr washing strainers clean.A simple riddle troubles her,At times, does make her smileHow grown up men have silly fightsKnowing all the whileTha...
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| Annonymous | 12:45 | 15/Aug/2007 |
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| Commemorating 60 years of Independence - Jai Hind and my one year in iland :) Love, anoop.
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| Chintan Goyal | 10:41 | 27/Sep/2006 |
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| 'Business prospective' |
| ‘EARN WHILE YOU LEARN’ HERE IAM INTRODUSING A BEST EDUCATIONAL PACKAGE WITH EXCELENT BUSINESS OFFER PROVIDED BY DEWSOFT OVERSEAS PVT.LTD.PLZ.READ CARE FULLY ABOUT PACKAGE MENTIONED HERE IT IS USEFUL FOR EVERY STUDENT IN PRESENT GENERATIONDewsoft overseas pvt.ltd.is an online education providing MLM company Its main branch is in Gagandeep Buldings, ...
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| Pooja Nagpal | 07:58 | 14/Jun/2007 |
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| My Little Monster |
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| I stay with a monster at home, my little monster. He calls me devil at times and I couldn’t christen him better than “monster ”. Although he is near to his mid twenties yet he would always be the little younger brother for me. As we stay away from parents and family, I feel he is my responsibility and also feel a sense of concern for him. At time...
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| SmartMind Fr... | 13:20 | 29/Nov/2007 |
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| A siGnal...from Life |
| A stop for a while...As the signal turned red...The curse for my driver...who could have sped and fled...I slightly felt a warm touch...That made me skip a beat...She was one amogst her forces..And her actions,pretty fleet...Her laughter almost echoed...Befor she ran to me...That anguish on her face...Had wiped off all the glee...A petite boney str...
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| mehboob javeed | 12:24 | 7/Oct/2006 |
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| The human brain …… tricks us whenever it... |
| The phenomenal power of the human mind I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdaniegThe phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rs...
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| priya patankar | 00:42 | 23/Oct/2006 |
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| Family time |
| I am at my parent's place vacationing (for the past 2 weeks) and it is time for meeting and greeting my family. The close scrutiny and comments I am subjected to during my annual holiday make me flashback to my teenage years (which seem like a few decades away for me but not for my parents.) Here are some exchanges with the family captured in vers...
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| arvind srinivas | 07:31 | 22/Nov/2007 |
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| Hello All..... |
| Hello All,here i am....Again making a comeback....I guess i am the King of Comebacks...lol...Anyways i am here for a purpose,a reason i guess....and hope u guys will support me..I guess everyone here know that i work for Hp...for all those who dunno...this is the place where i work and enjoy 12hrs of being outside my home sweet home....We have laun...
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| Himangshu Borah | 16:51 | 3/Mar/2007 |
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| god created us |
| they say "God created us".. just pause 4 a moment and think.. is it really true?? can it be true the other way round?? dont u guys think rather "we created God??"
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| RAJNEESH CHH... | 10:55 | 15/Jan/2007 |
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| HUMANITY |
| What would you do? You make the choice! Don't look for a punch line; There isn't one! Read it anyway.My question to all of you is: Would you have made the same choice?At a fund raising dinner for a school that serves learning disabled children,the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. Af...
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| gaurav atri | 16:05 | 13/Apr/2007 |
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| Its not a laughing matter, after all we are standing at the highest point in Mahabaleshwar (Maharashtra).
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| Shiv Khatri | 18:26 | 25/Sep/2006 |
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| Smile |
| One of the comman sites in Delhi is a small child on a crossing asking for a rupee or two, it really touches me and i wonder what could be the possible solution to this long lasting social problem in India. But i have never been able to think of a solution for this. Although i strongly feel that we should not promote this and fight out this evil, b...
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| ramana rao | 21:10 | 31/Aug/2006 |
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| Software professionals - help others |
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| As a software professional you might be drawing very high salaries and financialy good. My sincere advice to u is, kindly help the unemployees. There are many ways for this. I suggest one of the best way. As u are working on some platform, like java,oracle etc., .. to grow in this profession u need to upgrade ur skills. Many times u will not find t...
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| sudheer kar | 14:36 | 30/Jun/2007 |
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| INSPIRATIONS |
| "Know what you want to do, hold the thought firmly, and do every day what should be done, and every sunset will see you that much nearer the goal."Give to yourself the highest of expectations. And all the while, be patient with yourself as well. Know for certain that you are surely born to do great things. And know also that real value takes time a...
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